Meanwhile, Back At The 2014 Dodge Ram 2500 Laramie Longhorn

Meanwhile, Back At The 2014 Dodge Ram 2500 Laramie Longhorn

The 2014 Dodge Ram 2500 Laramie Longhorn doesn’t ever want you to forget the ranch. There are subtle and not-so-subtle details in the Longhorn trim package that elicit the desire to go round up some cattle, bale the hay, and go two-steppin’ when you’re done.  From buckled saddle bags in place of seat back pockets to swirly curlicues on the...

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2014 Infiniti QX80 A Heavenly Hauler

2014 Infiniti QX80 A Heavenly Hauler

A 2014 Infiniti QX80 is ethereally posh.  I didn’t drive, rather I rolled up to my events like a bank of clouds softly sneaking over the mountains. I arrived at my destination completely zenned out by the effortless journey wherever I went. I experienced very little engine noise from the 5.6l V8. Pleasantly, the power is there whether I’m driving...

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What Christmas Bringeth, The 2014 Tundra Taketh Away

What Christmas Bringeth, The 2014 Tundra Taketh Away

Hey, you still got the lights up?  The fruitcake on the counter?  The tree in the room, half undecorated?  It’s all good.  The 2014 Toyota Tundra can take that stuff away for you.  It’ll also take away all those Zappos boxes (oh, you were a good gift-giver this year), wrapping-paper tubes, and...

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2014 Toyota 4Runner and Winter Are Officially An Item

2014 Toyota 4Runner and Winter Are Officially An Item

While they’ve not been exactly tight-lipped about their relationship in the past, the following images of the 2014 Toyota 4Runner and Winter no longer leave any doubt what we’ve always suspected-the two are committed.  Past calls to publicists indicate Winter and the 4Runner have spent time with each other, but the below paparazzi photos prove not...

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2014 Jeep Cherokee Hopes to Host “This Is Your Life”

2014 Jeep Cherokee Hopes to Host “This Is Your Life”

My friend Kari’s mom drove a Jeep Cherokee and Kari also drove it for a short time in college. Its seats were brown and blue plaid if I remember correctly. Updated now but still with brown and blue seats as an option, the 2014 Jeep Cherokee really close to Kari’s Mom’s Cherokee in character. I imagine this new generation of Cherokee also...

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Cadillacs at Woody Creek Tavern

Cadillacs at Woody Creek Tavern

I live in Colorado, I am a writer. I was kind of embarrassed to say that I’d never been to the Woody Creek Tavern.  A pilgrimage to Hunter S. Thompson’s former stomping grounds should have been something I’d accomplished at the very least in college.  But I didn’t, not until a few weeks ago.  We took a long drive, my attorney and I....

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Parking Lot Manifesto

Parking Lot Manifesto

In light of my recent incident with a power liftgate in the grocery store parking lot, I present to you the Parking Lot Manifesto. FOR THE DRIVER With regard to pedestrians: I will be patient with pedestrians even when they seem to be walking slower than they should; I will not rev my engine or encroach on the crosswalk when pedestrians are present. With regard...

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